do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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