Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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