he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
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I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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