why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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