What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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