I'm jealous of your bromance
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
