I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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