now i know why i became what i already was.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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