i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
then he tried to convert me to islam
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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