he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
two words: eviction party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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