He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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