One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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