I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
me + whiskey = a bad person
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
