that's an acceptable place to lick
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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