yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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