At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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