She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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