i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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