I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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