He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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