but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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