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(706): View more from Georgia

Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn

(706): View more from Georgia

And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her

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phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...

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(904): View more from Florida

the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants

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(541): View more from Oregon

he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring

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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!

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(310): View more from California

We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease

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