if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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