Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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