how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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