at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think I am morally bankrupt
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I wish i was in the wii world.
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She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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