I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
my liver is dry heaving
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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