i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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