Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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She even gives head with a lisp.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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