Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
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I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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