hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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