do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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