everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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