Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(815): View more from Illinois

My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.

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(925): View more from California

I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you

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(850): View more from Florida

I mistook a propane tank for a keg.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.

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(845): View more from New York

she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?

(1-503): View more from Oregon

Alcohol

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.

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