there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Sext me about skeletons
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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