exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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