Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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