In the future we'll all be gay
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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