i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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