you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
