party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
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Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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organizing the empties. That sober.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
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