So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
