My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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