garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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