No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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