Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.