how can u be prego again
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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