uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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