I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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