rhymes with "ouble enetration"
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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