You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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