You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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