you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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