What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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