I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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