He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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